What a smooth criminal.

I got ready for work, I got out of my driveway, and I drove down my block. I saw a few cop cars parked irregularly along the street with some neighbors outside gossiping. I recognized one of the neighbors and I asked him what had happened. Apparently there was a robbery that had occured at one of the houses on the opposite end of my street. As he was witnessed commiting that crime by some bystanders, he sprinted away. He ran through the street, passing my house, making it all the way to the other end. The cops found him not so long after, he was hiding in one of the trashcans that was set alongside the curb.

This happened at Noon, mind you. The brightest hour of the day.